k-lionheart:

shisno:

grandpaharleys:

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

ancestormoth:

pervocracy:

Everyone knows that on Uber/Lyft you should always give the driver five stars unless they, like, drive the car into the ocean or something, right?  You can’t say “the ride was fine, nothing special, so I gave them three stars,” because the company will punish them for being anything less than perfect.

Well, you should know that the same rule goes for any kind of customer service survey.  Unless the service you received was unacceptable, give them 5/5 or 10/10 or whatever.  It’s annoying, because it ruins the sensitivity of the survey, but it’s how it’s gotta be.  9/10 gets treated like a problem and 6/10 gets treated like a disaster.   Understand this and do the workers a favor by grading easy.

also under absolutely no circumstances should you rate a customer service interaction poorly based on company policy. the worker might disagree the same way and all you are doing is punishing the individual who has no input or control

childservices:

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

twinx-club:

idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

spectral-bargheist:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

stinkyhat:

“well SOME cops are good”

paekistan:

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

shmidny:

Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

aterribleidea:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

audreyjensensgirl:

thehobbutts:

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

this post is so beautiful i love it

sonypraystation:

reblogging music on tumblr is more symbolic than anything because nothing is actually playable

koalatea:

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

gnarlygnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

lilmissvirgo:

me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her